Adobe Acrobat Buzzword

Posted in Uncategorized on June 3, 2008 by michaelejahn

So, some may have heard that Adobe has thrown its hat into the online authoring world.

Yes – like Google Docs – Adobe now has a tool that would more or less enable someone to ‘stick it to the man’ and avoid buying Microsoft Word – just log in, get an account, and wah-la !

https://www.acrobat.com/

here is what it looks like !

Even YOU can makes a mess !

Adobe Buzzword has a nice clean easy to use interface and can let an moron like me create horrible documents and then save them as PDF or Word (that is, if someone needs to re-edit the mess you saved.)

But, please do save as PDF !

Now mind you, someone is going to say “but my moma said that PDF files are no good for real printing” – to that, I say “HORSE HOCKEY HOOWEE TO YOUEE”.

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test a movie

Posted in Uncategorized on March 27, 2007 by michaelejahn

will this blog play this movie ?

Graph Expo

Picture of my favorite bottle

Posted in Uncategorized on March 18, 2007 by michaelejahn

Well, they just don’t make this anymore –

 elmers logo

E904 contained several toxic and carcenegenic substances, but it works just fine, even on your torn undies !

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Why Elmer’s ?

Posted in Uncategorized on March 18, 2007 by michaelejahn

I like Elmer’s glue. I used to sniff it when I was 15. I used it to glue a quarter to the floor just in front of my dorm room. I would hear people trying to pick it up, then open my door and WHAM they would get it right in the ole’  forehead.  They make a killer product – my favorite is “ultimate glue“. I am no expert, but if you can find something that can glue a live aardvark to the side of your grandmothers forehead – and yes, it is still there – well, call me.

Well, that was easy, so here I go – this is my second post

Posted in Uncategorized on March 18, 2007 by michaelejahn

pretty thing

yep, the first post was like really simple, so this one will be more complex.

with images and links to other things and such

My first title

Posted in Uncategorized on March 18, 2007 by michaelejahn

My first post

Hello world!

Posted in Uncategorized on March 18, 2007 by michaelejahn

Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging!