Why Elmer’s ?

I like Elmer’s glue. I used to sniff it when I was 15. I used it to glue a quarter to the floor just in front of my dorm room. I would hear people trying to pick it up, then open my door and WHAM they would get it right in the ole’  forehead.  They make a killer product – my favorite is “ultimate glue“. I am no expert, but if you can find something that can glue a live aardvark to the side of your grandmothers forehead – and yes, it is still there – well, call me.


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